Wednesday 15 October 2008

Facebook are Sugar Honey Ice Tea Heads

I've left after being resitricted from all apps apart from my wall and comments on pictures and videoes.

I hate Eastenders

I do. It's really depressing. Imagine your fondest memory, now add a death of your loved one, a murder, an argument and a women shouting, "Get out my bar!" That's Eastenders.
It can make you straighten your hair, wear make up and slit your wrists. If you watch it, you like to see others in pain. I can't remember an episode where anything happy happened. Not even a wedding; maybe because it such a deary place.
Now Corrie is FTW! (For The Win)
It's cheerful most times, its sad when it wants to be and actioned packed? Well Dev vs the bitch a few years back was like watching all 4 Die Hard Movies in one swoop! I like Norris. He's funny. ¬¬
Emmerdale is for old people. It's just boring and crap. Except when they do something big. Then it's cool.

Anyway, moving onto your daily dose of Gamer news; I'm getting GH4 on release datre here in the UK. 24th of October. Plus, because i preordered, I get a free Guitar controller :D.

Sunday 12 October 2008

I hate the French. [Part ||]

Rargh!
Look at them with there wines and oinions and frogs and Frenchy shirts...

Theres a new girl in the school. She's French. She's rude and no one gives a poo about her.
The 'becks' have only taken her as their friend because her parent is getting married to another parent of the same crowd.
The boys of my class year just take the piss. "Hello my illegal friend!"
Theres a flock of girls I'm rather friendly with, they befriended her for a day until she ditched them and started wearing make up.
And the rest don't even bother with her.

But what really bothers me about her is, she's rude.
My friend broke his glasses after he got hit, and she shoved us all out the way and said. "Ah well."
1) You don't know him.
2)He can't see without them, so don't go, "Ah well"!
3)Shut up.

Let me tell you another story. We were all lauhing, joking and being loud. As you do. She comes running up the stairs of the corridor and goes, "Shat UP! SHAT UP!" Another person screamed at her, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Also, her personality is like a soggy carrot.

Saturday 11 October 2008

I hate the French.

And they hate me apparently.
My french teacher, is... how do you put it? A Tw...it. He has no control, no understanding of language and worse of all, no concept of the law.
Control:
2/10
He stands there shouting and screaming and threatning etc, but know one cares, no one listens, no one even looks at him. It's funny really.
Language:
3/10
Please, learn how to pronounce words first.
Concept of the law:
-100/10
What part of, "Don't lay your hands on the pupils" is hard to understand? Oh I forgot, he can't read English.





Moving onto GAMING news:
Ubisoft; French.
Far Cry 2: Coming to steam.
In America.
Not Europe.

Frick off.

Oh Hai

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